Wednesday, July 05, 2006

The Gannon Talking Points for November...

From todays blog-o-who-gives-a-shit-other-than-yours-truly....

Jeff goes on about democrats ruining the economy by raising taxes, blah, blah, blah.....
but here is my favorite little ditty..

"Immigration, the economy, Iraq and the greater war on terror, leaking national security secrets by the press, gay marriage, flag burning, terrorist rights and now taxes - all seem to be working in favor of Republicans in the midterms."
www.jeffgannon.com

WTF?? I wonder how much dope smoking and ass fucking you have to do to get that delusional??

Immigration: bad policy, basically amnesty, you can Dobbs that one out yourself...

The economy: any inbred retarded monkey can tell you that the Goverment is Enron-ing the books to make the stats look good, but the broader picture is that the economy is tanked....Just ask anyone who has to fill up their gas tank.

Iraq: you must be kidding......that place is a hell hole inside of a quagmire.

War on Terror: The CIA shut down the Bin Laden unit in December. Why should they spend time on him when the president doesn't? Wanted Dead or Alive? Well, Bon Jovi can sing it better than Bush.

Leaking National Security Secrets: Um, the NSA spying domestically? or Warrantless searches of bank records, emails? SWIFT (which everyone in the Eastern world knows about anyway cause if you have a bank account you have a SWIFT code...duh. Plus, the President himself just weeks after 9/11 said the terrorists bank accounts were being monitored)...
Plus, unless it is Dick Cheney leaking covert operative cause her husband was RIGHT about WMDs in Iraq...then it is bad thing.

Gay Marriage: who gives a shit.....the only thing that destroys the sanctity of marriage is DIVORCE. There has been NOTHING done at the Federal level about Gay Marriage cause it was just an election day issue. Plus, who better to bitch about gay marriage than a gay male prostitute parading as a journalist....(jeffy)Moving on....

Flag Burning: This was NOT the most important issue the Senate could tackle. But I forgot the Republican montra...Fuck the Constitution.Didn't get the votes anyway...NEXT!

Terrorist Rights: Who says the Gitmo detainees are terrorists?? When you can detain a man based on heresay and not let him defend himself in a manner consistant with law and the Geneva Conventions, then you are subjecting your own people to the same treatment in a foreign country. Would the U.S. put up with a foreign court detaining our soldiers or citizens and putting them thru a Mickey Mouse trial to face the death penalty based on heresay and "I think I saw him do it" testimony? No.The Supreme Court agrees.

Taxes: Good grief. The only thing the Repukes care about is the Estate tax. When the manager at McDonald's gets her panties in a wad about the Estate tax and how Democrats just want to take everyone's money...remind her that the Estate tax only affects those who are leaving their heirs (each one) over 7million dollars. I assume if the manager at McD's was getting 7 mill from mom and dad she wouldn't be the manager at McD's. Then remind your Republican money whores that it was a DEMOCRATIC President who left Bush a surplus which he blew on tax relief Pre-9/11. Remind them that President Clinton balanced the budget and ran the goverment on a "pay as you go" system. Remind them that Bush has fucked it completely up.....

Now, if all that makes you vote Republican this fall, then stay home cause you don't need to be out of the house. You have serious mental problems and probably need to up your dose.

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